
Oh cripes! He's at it again. "Nurse! He needs more medication!"
Well here follows some more banal gibberish, but again with a real good reason.
See that picture? It's a flash head I made for myself to help me along with my photography. I've come to realise that controlling your light can be just as important as anything else and after all, 'light' is the important aspect of photography.
Besides I did rather enjoy making this unit and the other flash head, plus the little flashes that I modified. All made from apparent junk which made me feel a little better that I've saved more space from the local landfill. Except that it'll probably land up in the bin eventually after it's prised from my cold dead hands! Never mind, started as a good intention.
It's had bits added to it too, microprocessor controlled slave, better switching power control, a couple of more tubes for more power and I'm even tinkering with an inverter to make it portable too. All costing nothing much more than my own time, (of which lately seems to be more prevelant!)
The only problem with producing this and then posting it on the internet was the damn emails I was plagued with! Request for circuit diagrams, help, ideas and of course to start with I could only abide by my good natured side and offer to help. Except that it proved to be a bit more than I could comfortably chew.
Imagine for a moment that an extra-terrestrial alien appears in your living room whilst you're watching your favourite TV programme. Of course you'd like to jump up and offer it a warm welcome to planet Earth, but it is your favourite programme after all! So after a deeply drawn breath you begrudgingly welcome the alien.
"I have come to experience the beverage you call tea", says the alien.
"Oh right", you say uninterestingly still with an eye back at that television.
"Apparently you are famous in the galaxy for your tea beverage", the alien adds.
"Oh of course!", you think to yourself, "being British seems to mean to everyone in the world that we're a nation of tea swilling idiots, let alone the galaxy".
Well, you're missing your programme due to this fascinating multi-galaxial interruption and point the alien in the direction of the kitchen adding, "Yeah, the kettle's in there."
To which the alien replies, "What is a kettle?"
"Jeez!", you exclaim in your head not wanting to sound rude and then wondering if this alien has telepathic abilities and has heard your thoughts anyway.
"It's the silver thing on the kitchen worktop plugged into the wall", you say whilst still craning your neck to watch your programme. To which the alien follows your pointing finger towards the kitchen then suddenly realising you used the water up to make a cuppa before your programme came on you add, "You might need to fill it up".
Too late, you know you've said it now and you already know what the next question is going to be.
"What do I fill it up with?", says the alien.
You're grimacing at the whole thought now and dragging your hand down your face in disbelief you leave your programme much dissapointed and head for the kitchen.
"With water!", you exclaim, then realising another error of your ways add, "From the tap!"
"What is a tap?", comes the next question from the alien.......
Get it? Imagine how frustrating this whole process is going to be of simply making a cup of tea for this damn alien. You'll offer to do it yourself realising that your favourite television programme is almost finished and nothing to lose anyway, except this alien is insisiting that they want to do it for themself.
That's pretty much how some of the emails I receieved have felt like.
If you want to build a flash unit for yourself then go ahead, there's nothing stopping you. Oh, of course there is the slight matter that you don't have the first idea of how dangerous electricity can be, know how to identify common electronic components or even distinguish the hot end of a soldering iron until it's too late! Gah!
Of course not all the emails have been that infuriating, some of them know what a kettle is......
So, 'miserable old git', for a damn good reason.
I have spent 30 years man and boy dabbling, studying, working with, career building and generally fooling around with electronics. Hence why I can build this sort of rubbish for myself, literally from rubbish and I don't need to pay for my time either. So imagine how difficult an excercise it would be to explain every single step and process to show someone else how to do it! That's why my email reply will be often regarded as quite rude when I suggest studying a bit more or just simply buy a flash.
Yes, even requests for step by step pictures and instructions to 'DIY' build a unit have been sent to me! Well, why not? After all I have all this spare time on my hands. Of course I'll happily while away the hours putting this altogether for you....not!
Sounds bitter? Well yes perhaps it does but I'm sure you'd feel the same way after repeated emails requesting help which for an electronics engineer is actually quite simple but for a beginner is fraught with dangers and problems.
I do like to help people out where I can and many of my images and articles do just that. If anyone finds any of this helpful then I'm actually quite pleased, not for myself but for whoever found the help useful and if it has helped them achieve something.
But I really have to draw a line somewhere and unfortunately I can't compress many years experience of electronics into one simple email. Plus I don't really have the time or inclination to even spread it across several emails, (even teachers are paid after all, despite us thinking education should be free!)
I'll continue to help others where I can as it seems to be in my nature, (despite how all this sounds), but it will be limited to pointers and coaxing, unfortunately not to step by step instructions.
If you disagree then that's fine, just imagine yourself in the alien confrontation mentioned and how difficult it really all can be.
Oh, and if perchance an extra-terrestrial alien did turn up in my living room unexpected, he'd find himself ejected from the property like any other unwelcome guest!
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